Noun
1. This totally lame douche who was in a movie about kangaroos and yet somehow, SOMEHOW, gets to nail Rebecca Romijn.
1A. That guy on Sliders. Sliders, for God's sake!
2. Incompetent loser who has mastered the art of sucking to a degree beyond simple words, that would make a vile whore jealous.
3. Someone who has something they really don't deserve, because they suck, and the thing they have is great.
4. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers.
5. An itching and usually painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue.
1. This totally lame douche who was in a movie about kangaroos and yet somehow, SOMEHOW, gets to nail Rebecca Romijn.
1A. That guy on Sliders. Sliders, for God's sake!
2. Incompetent loser who has mastered the art of sucking to a degree beyond simple words, that would make a vile whore jealous.
3. Someone who has something they really don't deserve, because they suck, and the thing they have is great.
4. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers.
5. An itching and usually painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue.
1. "Fucking Jerry O'Connell!! I hate that guy!"
3. "That Jerry O'Connell's mommy and daddy just bought him a new car. They even gift-wrapped it with a gigantic bow."
4. "Haha, check this out, I'm going to run over this Jerry O'Connell guy with my 4x4 while he stands in the middle of the street. He can't guard against common dangers, after all."
5. See hemorrhoids.
???. "I want to kick you in the damn face."
3. "That Jerry O'Connell's mommy and daddy just bought him a new car. They even gift-wrapped it with a gigantic bow."
4. "Haha, check this out, I'm going to run over this Jerry O'Connell guy with my 4x4 while he stands in the middle of the street. He can't guard against common dangers, after all."
5. See hemorrhoids.
???. "I want to kick you in the damn face."
by Echelon and Zombie April 24, 2006
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-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend
-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend
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A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.
I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.
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Evie: I want to get home quickly, shall we go through the car park?
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.
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Barney: Okay, fine. Don't do it. Anyway, there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada. I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing and caught himself a 16-pound walleye. Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
Robin: Fine. Roll camera. Connectitude.
Barney: Love it.
Barney: Okay, fine. Don't do it. Anyway, there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada. I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing and caught himself a 16-pound walleye. Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
Robin: Fine. Roll camera. Connectitude.
Barney: Love it.
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