A person who deeply loves Mercedes more than anything in the world and would do anything for her.
A person who would 1. Let Mercedes pee on him 2. Stick his finger in her butt 3. Let her poop on his carpet 4. I love you
Mercedes' future husband and current soulmate.
A person who would 1. Let Mercedes pee on him 2. Stick his finger in her butt 3. Let her poop on his carpet 4. I love you
Mercedes' future husband and current soulmate.
by Mercedes lover July 30, 2012
Get the Chrismug. 1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off
2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much
3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text
4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much
3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text
4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"
2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating
3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"
4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating
3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"
4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
by rxkxdxx December 10, 2009
Get the Chrismug. 
by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010
Get the Chrismug. A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.
Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
by 1234eucalyptus November 17, 2010
Get the Chrismug. Hes amazing and perfect and the love of my life i hope i get to be married to him forever because he really THAT nigga and he’s so cute and loveable 🥰🥺
by bigblackbitch June 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug. The Chris is a very funny type of man. Usually can be spotted around the town, or cracking jokes with his friends. The Chris is EXTREMELY clumsy nonetheless. But that is one of the reasons he is just so funny. It is a well known fact that many of the common Chris species are quite talented in the art of Karate.
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
by LethalBlackBerryLips August 24, 2019
Get the Chrismug.