Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016
Get the champion vanmug. The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.
In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.
'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'
'He's such a haircut champion'
'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'
'He's such a haircut champion'
by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011
Get the Haircut Championmug. by H-Dawg87 August 21, 2007
Get the champion-goodmug. The name Molly Champion is a whole red flag, a combination of the drug Molly and the word Champion. However it is not just a red flag, but the example people use to define a red flag. Be wary of Molly Champion.
"You should stop what you are doing, before you become a Molly Champion!"
"You are acting just like a Molly Champion!"
"You are acting just like a Molly Champion!"
by MessAroundAndFindOut January 17, 2023
Get the Molly Championmug. by Ashleigh Bryan May 31, 2019
Get the Championsmug. by Billlio January 21, 2017
Get the breakfast of championsmug. You're picking us up from Birdie's? That's championism!
by Adam Poole September 20, 2003
Get the Championismmug.