calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021

giga calm

The state of absolute total calm where nothing can phase you anymore despite the circumstances.

Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.

by Shiberino August 20, 2024

Calm

The way a mentally challenged person says cool.

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

Calm

Cool, Fly, or Awesome

"His drip is fly."

"Yea it's Calm."

by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021

Woah woah calm down jamal

Don't say this to a gangster with a 9mm or they will gun u down on the spot

Woah woah calm down Jamal don't pull ot the 9mm

by Ayohow you doinjamal May 26, 2022

cup of calm the fuck down

What every annoying bitch needs to chug vigorously

Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.

Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.

by IllRoastYouBitch May 12, 2016