National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.

Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.

by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021

Calm

When everything is just right or you forgive someone

Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.

by Pfoles August 24, 2020

Luh Calm

Not too serious, nothing too crazy

How was your day today man?
It was ok, Luh calm day today

by St1nky_fart December 23, 2023

Calm Effect

The Calm Effect is when something unexpected happens due to an outstanding individual, calm

The Calm Effect led to a drastic increase in a server’s popularity

by Joshy_3282 February 27, 2024

calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

calm trait

The ability to stay calm in every situation , no matter the circumstance good or bad your always calm

The calm trait will see me through life

by Chaichi January 10, 2024