by CrackaJones January 1, 2012
Get the Caly Valencemug. Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
Get the Nuevo Calimug.
Get the Cali-jaemug. by BigamusGregamus June 30, 2024
Get the Cali fogmug. The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.
by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022
Get the Neo-Calimug. Cali is a great girl she may not seem perfect at first but she is one you really know her. She can’t keep a secret at all so she is really not a great friend but she is great in bed. She makes all the boy’s heads turn when she walks by. Normally has blonde hair but is be great with black hair also.
by You Don't Know My Name:) January 12, 2018
Get the Calimug. Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
Get the Cali Driver’s Syndromemug.