Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"

Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.

by hpyman August 29, 2009

Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.

Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.

by sofleye November 22, 2010

Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.

"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."

by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011

butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.

Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.

by Meep Murp October 28, 2013

butthole bull

The act of butter on balls and Rolling around on floor acting like a snail whole performing Alabama hot pocket

Damn girl my boy friend can pull off butthole bull then your boy friend

by Pussy slayer 696969xoxox November 16, 2017

Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

Butthole Complex

When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.

Oh god, is that how I sound? I'm experiencing some major Butthole Complex.

by JustSamj December 14, 2021