Brian

The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.

That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.

by Dopequeen79 December 16, 2016

Brian

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?

by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018

Brian

Brian is a nice guy who can be friends with anyone who is not annoying in any major manor. This is a usually homosexual man. He can make amazing jokes with random people. He is a very calm human being.

Hey Brian!
He is such a Brian!!!

by YA BOIII2468 June 14, 2018

Brian

The act of being forgetful and being a big sohai

That guy is such a Brian

by Dmex August 5, 2018

Brian

holy sh** how is that mutha***** so tall?

that giraffe is such a Brian

by Sejin's Mom August 17, 2018

Brian

Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.

"Yo! Brian gets all the good girls!"
"Yeah man, he's so sweet!"

by tombradycantcatch November 6, 2018

Brian

A cool dude that will always be ur friend

Brian is a beast at c-ops

by Markiscool53728 December 10, 2018