Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023

brendan

a guy with a fat cock

i saw a brendan the other day

by hunacuh May 11, 2021

Brendan

Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!

Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan

Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something

by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019

brendan beaver

A human with particularity large teeth. Also has a mother of extreme beauty.

Brendan Beaver Boner is very cute.

by DaddyRice April 19, 2018

Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.

Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up

by Jetason March 21, 2022

Brendan

The most submissive faggot ever he’s literally the Twinkiest man you could ever meet

Brendan is the biggest twink at our school

by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 28, 2024

Brendan

An anime character. "The Jolly Ginger". "GingerBreadman". Has his own bankai. A high schooler with his own anime.

Yo, you see Brendan fight that *insert generic anime villain*! It was sick!

by Lightrell September 30, 2017