Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

Breakfast edit

The practice used by radio presenters on stations with a promise of 'more music' of editing songs down to shorter lengths to give more time to talk crap or present their comedy skits.

Ed: Tone, you used to cut songs off before the final verse to give more time for comedy didn't you?
Tony: Yeah. It's the 'breakfast edit'. We once got 'Summer of '69' down to 53 seconds.

by Reggie the Educator January 4, 2014

chino breakfast

While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth

Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate

by Dr Drip November 20, 2014

breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Breakfast Club

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends

You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club

by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Indiana Breakfast

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts

What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.

by Eachmedal7 April 3, 2019