brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

brass ladle

The phrase used to describe a man's phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color...to a brassy shade. A festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.

Brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the "brass ladle" dragon. It can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.

by Wheeskers December 26, 2013

brass rainbow

Also known as "Brass Knuckles".

And then I hit him with a left brass rainbow, and down he went.

by drugbunny May 02, 2016

Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer November 21, 2015

Brass Logger

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.

Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.

by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 03, 2021

Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

by Biga1983 May 05, 2022

Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022