Dumb Butteryitis

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt

Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).

by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007

Botter

A word commonly used in the Magnum language, spoken fluently in the fail dialect meaning, "Water Bottle".

1. "I need to go fill my botter!"

2. "Where the hell did I put my botter?"

3. "Damn, I left my botter at basketball practice."

by Maggie~ October 30, 2011

battery fucked

when the stored energy is depleated from a good rechargable battery.

it is just before lunch break, your helper has just left to pick up sandwiches. your 20feet up scaffolding hanging a 10foot piece of ductwork ,and the oppisite end is connected so your ready to screw the other end into the bracket and ther isn't enough power to run one screwed.he returns ,sees you up there holding up the trunk with one hand your cordless drill in the other and you yell out I'm battery fucked

by hvac-r January 11, 2009

battery nerd

A total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.

nerd: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude standing next to him: hey shut the fuck up you fucking battery nerd

by yeahididthat October 28, 2010

South End Buttery

licking butter off someone's buttie-hole

always boy on boy

he took a bagel, rubbed it butter-side-down on his boyfriends butt and then gave him the south end buttery

by Allie Mac April 3, 2009

battery

euphemism for tampon

example: "Wait a minute, I need to change my battery."

by savagereader February 5, 2009

battery acid

Any of several "diet" sodas, especially Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi. The term originates from the drinks' taste.

"Do you want some battery acid, man?"
"No, thank you."
"Ah well. More for me."

by Oberstille May 5, 2005