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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.

So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.

Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital!

by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018