Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.

"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."

by HoseRUs August 13, 2021

taco bellian

Derogatory term for Mexicans

That Mexican over there is a taco bellian and speaks Taco Bell language.

by GhostyWoof April 24, 2023

bedroom Belgian

A half bottle of La Chouffe on the nightstand, rimmed with chocolate and regret.

I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.

by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025

The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

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by TryroT136 October 21, 2023

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the Carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 15, 2023

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023