poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

by Angelacia July 16, 2007

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play before gay

What you say when you want to go out with your girlfriend but your guy friends are giving you a hard time for not hanging out with them.

John: Hey lets go hang out tonight.
Jim: I can't. I'm going out with my girlfriend.
John: Damn man, bros before hoes.
Jim: No dude, play before gay.

by Kevin Z April 26, 2006

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beffort • Beffo • Bedford • beff • beforenoon • baffoon • Bedford High School • before • benford • baffon

A town squeezed between Lexington, Ma and Concord. Most of Massachusetts does not realize the 3 miles between Lexington and Concord has a name. Does not have a single Starbucks in its entire 13 square miles.
World renowned for the first flag of the Revolutionary War, Marshalls, the guy who commited suicide on the common, being terrible at high school football, and Tony Gong.

Where do you want to go on vacation?
--Let's go to Bedford, MA!
Why? It's dull as dishwater.
--But they have so many empty hotels!
Okay, sounds good!

by asdfghjkljd December 12, 2005

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beffy

Your best friend. Your closest bro. Your greatest mate.

A derivative of BFF: Best Friends Forever. Hence, beffy.

(sung) You're my beffy, my very best friend. Beffy, friends till the ends.

by Dori Finchkins January 2, 2012

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Befort

A bitch who will yell at you for sharpening a pencil also a child predator.

Bitch befort

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fear before the march of flames

the most amazing band on the planet that will pwn every band you like.

when listening to their music you experience euphoria and have countless orgasms.

hey you should buy art damage by fear before the march of flames.

by sonny moore's sexy ass body July 5, 2006

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Pals Before Gals

The Christian version of Bros Before Hos.

Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...

Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!

by slicedalone July 7, 2010

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