Battle Mountain gumball

When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.

That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.

by grizzlygibb September 27, 2009

Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.

Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015

Battle Creek Central

A piss poor school that is practically living off of welfare and Kellogg funds. Good sports program but no one seems to graduate. Loses all their students to Lakeview because they were either expelled for fighting or bagged grass up and sold it as that bomber ass cheesecake kush. Practically 90% Blacks, 5% Thots, 5% White kids who mysteriously can say nigga.

“You wanna go to Battle Creek Central to watch the varsity game?”
“No Linda, remember we are fucking white”

by ChickenCockAndTatterTots June 28, 2019

erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.

Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!

by 3FWW November 1, 2010

Fortnite battle royal

The normie Pubg

Friend 1: “Hey you wanna play Fortnite battle royal?!”
Friend 2: “ no. “

by WhizBiz February 27, 2018

Battle Wound

The cuts, scrapes, bruises, bad tattoos, burns, and minor disfigurements one discovers the morning after a night of heavy drinking; remnants usually lasting 6-26 months and at the expense of whatever you were wearing. Everyone remembers how it got there except you.

"What is that on your face?"
"Oh, just a minor battle wound. Last night was pretty rough. It doesn't look infected right?"

by Samantha Olivia August 5, 2008

BATL

Beneath Ass Tan Lines. This acronym is used to describe the tan lines girls get when they use the tanning bed and get the tan lines underneath each cheek which are then visible when they are at the beach, naked, or wearing some skanky shorts. It is usually the adverse effect of too much junk in the trunk. It's not often you see a small booty with BATL's.

(At the beach) Damn dude, look at the BATL's on that girl. She's definitely been in the tanning bed.

by SoccerJ987 June 7, 2011