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Innocent Barstandercize

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.
by strjock81 June 6, 2011
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Barnstormin'

When people be all up in a barn and you knows that you needs to get inside, so you and your squad just run at that shit and take it over by force like it was a cupcake...shit.
When Rau'l and his posse was all creaped out in the barn not lettin' us partake in his weed-smoking Par-Tey, we Barn Stormed that shit so fast, we could see sound
by McMichael VanWasson April 4, 2003
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Bernstein Shufffle

Derogatory term, usually applied to a lonely man, but could also be used to refer to a . 1. A man who engages in anal sex.with many dirty men. 2. A Man who swallows after oral sex from an older mans piece.
Look at Lee over there, he's doing the Bernstein Shufffle with that old man again.!! He needs help, he cant stop on his own
by Ya Know who I am!!! August 28, 2010
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Baristi

When a sexual partner gives a man a hand job, followed by making the man a coffee of choice.
Origin: a combination of the words "wristy" and "barista".
Eg. "nothing gets my day started better than a good baristi!"
by Batskiwana September 11, 2011
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barstool republican

Celtic fan from the Free State. Wannabe Nordies, even though they despise them.
barstool republican: Sings 'Go Home British Soldiers'.

nordie Celtic Fan: But you're a Mexican?

barstool republican: F**k off you Nordie c**t!
by Desigol July 13, 2007
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barnet

big bushy hair like a pillow on the back of your head .you have to shoat "oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"and look like the michalin man .also have bugeies and then have a hair cut like a monk or friar tuck.
get your hair cut you barnet basher
and
yo yo mushroom head
by smelly pig February 22, 2005
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Brnstig

Brnstig : (pronounced as if it were spelled "brunshtig") backside, the buttocks, the bumcheeks, the chuddies, arse etc. Generally considered one of the more offensive definitions for the buttocks, given its extreme lack of vowels.

Origin : Eastern European street name, re-defined by touring musicians.
1. "Kiss my Brnstig"
2. "That girl's Brnstig is so large that it's pratically overflowing from her underpants"
3. "Get ready for me to thrunge your Brnstig with a lamp-post, in preparation for a good old Croach."
by ekul June 10, 2004
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