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Brnstig : (pronounced as if it were spelled "brunshtig") backside, the buttocks, the bumcheeks, the chuddies, arse etc. Generally considered one of the more offensive definitions for the buttocks, given its extreme lack of vowels.

Origin : Eastern European street name, re-defined by touring musicians.
1. "Kiss my Brnstig"
2. "That girl's Brnstig is so large that it's pratically overflowing from her underpants"
3. "Get ready for me to thrunge your Brnstig with a lamp-post, in preparation for a good old Croach."
Brnstig by ekul June 10, 2004
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Lola Travers Mother- Mum Liz
Branstig where are you ??
branstig by Djbunny12345 September 3, 2023
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Binstigator 

Person(s) who are always first on the street to put their garbage/ trash/ rubbish out for pickup which instigates everyone else on the street you follow suit.
Honey, look: Tracy and Allan always have their bin out first every fucking week. Next week is your week honey, be quick, hurry! get ours out first! We can be the binstigators for once! (Tracy and Allen have yet to be dethroned- they leave it at the curb)

brunstig 

oh my god otto, im so brunstig
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