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God you fucking idiots, since a banana is shaped like a dick... you know what i mean.
Why do girls have melons and guys have bananas?
Banana by real defined baby July 29, 2017
THIS MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT BEATS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS THIS YELLOW ASS PUSSY PEELING SHIT WILL MAKE U HORNY AS SHIT AND MAKE YOUR PENIS GROW 5 INCHES SO EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA
1.Some guy: how can i make my dick bigger?
2.Guy with big cock:EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA BOY AND YO DICK WILL GET BIG
BANANA by BIG POOPY BUTTHOLE October 14, 2017
Something you call your boyfriend's Dick without wanting to know what the fuck your talking about
Mmmm your banana is sooo big

(Person stares at you... Concerned)
Banana by Totallynotaudrey224 October 26, 2017
IT IS A FUCKING FRUIT FOR GODS SAKE! WHO THE FUCK DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A BANANA IS! YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
Person: Hey have you seen the banana?

It was on the counter
Other person: No I havent
Banana by Something1010 October 28, 2017
A way of measuring the size of an object
Banana by Unybro November 1, 2017