Brendan

The biggest faggot you can ever meet he’s funny yeah but he’s so homo that he makes you wanna call him slurs
Hey is that Brendan he’s the biggest faggot EVER!
by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 27, 2024
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Brendan

The most exotic and majestic being ever to exist.
A Brendan can be wildly found exchanging words with Koreans.
A legendary being only known to a very few.
Mainly used in southern Canada.
Wow, I'm feeling very Brendan today!
by EyeVeeSaur February 5, 2019
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Brendan

That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.
He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender
by HypersMyth August 15, 2018
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Brendan

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs
does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE
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Brendan

Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot
Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute
by Big long slong July 25, 2019
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Pulling A Brendan

To Drive the top speed in Grand Theft Auto and jump out.
When my friend found me in GTA Online he greeted me by pulling a Brendan.
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BRENDAN

Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work, even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the toilet while still talking when stuck in this trance!
SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
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