The biggest faggot you can ever meet he’s funny yeah but he’s so homo that he makes you wanna call him slurs
by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 27, 2024

The most exotic and majestic being ever to exist.
A Brendan can be wildly found exchanging words with Koreans.
A legendary being only known to a very few.
Mainly used in southern Canada.
A Brendan can be wildly found exchanging words with Koreans.
A legendary being only known to a very few.
Mainly used in southern Canada.
by EyeVeeSaur February 5, 2019

He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender
by HypersMyth August 15, 2018

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs
does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE
by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

by Big long slong July 25, 2019

by Insert handle_here September 3, 2020

Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work, even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the toilet while still talking when stuck in this trance!
SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
by CUT-MY-EARS-OFF-&-CALL-ME-CHOP May 14, 2019
