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Scott Blocked 

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss
Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.
Scott Blocked by Charlie K. July 28, 2021

Stump blocked 

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration
She stump blocked me
Stump blocked by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Soc Blocked 

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media
She just Soc Blocked you dude
Soc Blocked by JonSturtz23 February 11, 2022

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
Glock Blocked by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022

Peacock blocked 

When a show gets pulled off Hulu or other streaming service to go behind the paywall.
Dang, they pulled Brooklyn 99 off Hulu. I totally got peacock blocked.
Peacock blocked by Lawbster September 11, 2022

Kirk-Blocked 

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
Kirk-Blocked by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022