Bleach is one of those drinks that you crave and want all the time! It makes your body shake and your mouth burn but it feels amazing! Definitely a drink I recommend to any age!
by The chicken dog December 26, 2019
Get the Bleachmug. "That was a hard day of school time for my favourite drink"
"Bleach is always the best option for death"
"Bleach is always the best option for death"
by Goodhand March 23, 2017
Get the Bleachmug. by Cheese Superiority January 2, 2021
Get the Bleachmug. Mom: Hey honey, can you pass me the bleach? I'm cleaning the restroom again.
You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*
You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*
by xD4k September 14, 2016
Get the bleachmug. Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.
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by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025
Get the bleachmug.