brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

by master battes October 15, 2007

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

by schmowo November 19, 2009

brown your meat

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010

The Brown Mob

The most viscous, ruthless, and cut-throat High-School sports crowd in California, and maybe even the West Coast. Belonging to the Yuba City High School Honkers, they are the crowd that no team wants to play. They throw In The Occasional Obscenity, And Receive Many Middle Fingers From The Opponents On The Court. Don't Let them get into your players head...they won't ever leave.

1) Player 1: Coach! I can't play! This crowd is about to make me cry!

The Brown Mob (random person): Hey! Fuck you! Get the Hell off of our court!

The Brown Mob (chant): Take a Seat, Take a Seat...

by R-Ill February 21, 2009

brownie goggles

one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.

'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'

by Lady in the Lake July 21, 2006

Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females.

Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.

by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

little brown book

a small notebook or document in which an individual keeps a running list of the names and phone numbers of people they have had anal sex with.

bro 1: "hey man, do you have that Puertorrican midget's number?
bro 2: "yeah it's in my little brown book, let me get it"
(bro 2 pulls out LBB)
bro 1: damn, that thing looks like a phone book, no wonder every girl in this city is walking funny."

by mitchy P February 13, 2014