Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving

I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.

by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

While driving to work I looked over and saw an Average Nebraskan in the car next to me.

by ragingclaw November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

When a female is driving and getting finger-banged at the same time by her passenger.

I looked over at the car next to me and the woman driver was receiving an Average Nebraskan

by Big 'ol Dumpy November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The Average Nebraskan - the manual pleasuring of a woman driver via hand.

"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."

by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022

average nebraskan

Manual pleasuring of a woman driver by hand.

"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger gave the driver an average nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."

by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022

Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person

I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small

by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021