The Australian Navy Cadets is a branch of the cadets that is built up of Neanderthals and degenerates. The Navy Cadets shall be approached with upmost caution as their overwhelming amount of homosexuality is a force to be reckoned with and can cause health issues such as feeling light headed, dizzy or you may feel faint, but this is only short-term, but if the symptoms persist if so contact your GP. They usually are approached with a weapon of no less than .22 caliber. The typical member of the navy cadets has a small penis, a small brain and a high pitched voice.
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When you visit Australia, and go camping. Don't complain about our Vegemite. We love it. If you don't, don't whinge and whine cause we don't care, get stuffed would probably be the reply you'll get if you complain.
Don't compare us to or mistaken us for kiwis. we ain't no russell crows, and we dont sexually assault sheep.
Don't steal our tim tams. We will chase you.
When you visit Australia, and go camping. Don't complain about our Vegemite. We love it. If you don't, don't whinge and whine cause we don't care, get stuffed would probably be the reply you'll get if you complain.
Don't compare us to or mistaken us for kiwis. we ain't no russell crows, and we dont sexually assault sheep.
Don't steal our tim tams. We will chase you.
Ignorant Tourist: G'day mate.
Australian: Dude seriously, no one says that. shut up. Get stuffed. Bugger off.
Ignorant Tourist: Erm...........
Australian: Dude seriously, no one says that. shut up. Get stuffed. Bugger off.
Ignorant Tourist: Erm...........
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We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby)
We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries.
New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr.
We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc.
Our government is a constitutional monarchy.
We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby)
We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries.
New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr.
We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc.
Our government is a constitutional monarchy.
Our Prime Minister is John howard he is better than the only other alternative (Kim Beasley) so until the other parties put up a good candidate we're keeping Howard.
Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives.
Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie.
Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City.
Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too.
Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else.
Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin)
Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.
Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives.
Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie.
Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City.
Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too.
Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else.
Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin)
Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.
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