Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.
Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.
by yungwhiteblack September 29, 2017

The act of lighing your partners grundle on fire, as a form of trimming down an excess of hair, whilst in the 69 position.
In the event that Your partner has a large thicket, you may want to consider a controlled Australian bushfire
by General waaa January 20, 2020

When you and your significant other touch butts together and ram your anuses together repeatedly until the point of concussion
Hey babe, I was watching some Steve Erin earlier, and I think that we should australian kiss right now
by Cwdballer November 7, 2020

When you put your face between her cheeks and motorboat her butthole while shaking your head violently.
by lordcoppinkaz March 2, 2015

Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...
by Bassman150 December 6, 2016

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

sounds so awful it makes you want to cut your ears off
they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose
they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose
by Radass head July 2, 2009
