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Alyssa is the most beautiful and savage girl in the world, like literally if you find an Alyssa in a call of duty lobby dont listen to your friends that are sayin no dont talk to her she just some online girl, but no that where there wrong, Alyssa is so much more than that, She is a motherfuckin Queen & she the Queen if Drezz and you know Drezz is filled with a bunch of badasses and prostitots & dont forget that gangstots jk but yea she is literally the best person in the world & you really cant loose her like you just gotta be there for her everyday, & Alyssa will see that, cause her eyes are just something out of this world, staring into her eyes is like looking at I put the dots because her eyes are so beautiful that theres not even a word to describe how beautiful her eyes are, Alyssa is also a mf star like Alyssas have their own YouTube channel where they stream such amazing videos & that’s something Alyssa loves to do. Also Alyssas got an crazy amount of drip like looking at Alyssa will have you “in a drip coma” & Alyssas are cancers but they also have a lil hint of piceses however tf you spell that & she has some Leo in her. Alyssa also tends to feel insecure sometimes but that dosent matter because at the end of the day I know Alyssa knows that she is the cutest and most sweetest girl in the whole dam galaxy, & dont forget Alyssas are Mamacitas & Alyssas love being called mamas so make sure you do that wink wink. & one last thing Alyssas love are train rides to Busan
Damm Alyssa you lookin like a bad lil hyena hehe Rawr girl Rawr
Alyssa by Prostitots April 24, 2020
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A girl that's a slight shade of brown with huge boobs. She laughs at everything, and acts stupid all the time. She likes to think she's mexican because you know she's that cool.
Alyssa is a dumb mexican.
Alyssa by jergnjgnetf December 2, 2011
This is a girl who is perfectly amazing in every single way. She is a beautiful intelligent girl and knows how to make anyone happy. Alyssa is the best person ever and anyone who knows her is very lucky
Alyssa is a very amazing person
a girl who thinks she knows everything, and says it passively but still comes out bitchy.
"You're pulling Alyssa"
alyssa by nicksgirlforlife March 14, 2016
She's a Bitch, Alyssa
alyssa by chase and carter July 28, 2016
She can be a total trader or she can be a total anime lover. If she is the trader she will try to take all your friends from you and sab you in the back. If she is an anime lover she may have a little jealous side but can set an example for life. she extremely sweet but always be on the look out.
WOW man that chick is so bipolar!
She must be an Alyssa
Alyssa by partygirlcrasher December 4, 2014
Alyssa is known as the slut/Skank/Whore of the school/town any guy that hooks up with an Alyssa is garanteed to get herpes. She may be cute but Alyssa is very dangerous.. She has a bitchy side and a nice side, although she rarely shows the nice side... Alyssa your s skank.
Guy1: "Do you see Alyssa?"
Guy2: "Yo Skank!"
Alyssa by Alyssa's 15th ex October 27, 2011