Alley

Corridor in a hospital

-Please, don't make me wait in this alley here. Not even the nurses are beautiful.

- Be patient! ...lol

by William Warney October 19, 2009

diagon alley

Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.

"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."

by Farced DD February 25, 2009

cock-alley

the female genitals. (American Slang)

I slammed her cock-alley hard last night!

by skatefool October 29, 2005

Alley ally

Somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn't have your back any other time.

Seamus proves to be a good alley ally, the rest of the time he is anti-me.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

sweetcorn alley

shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).

Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"

by grem November 3, 2003

Back-Alley Abortion

A serious Japanese hard liquor, that costs slightly over $2.00, and comes in a nondescript plastic container. The most notable thing is the taste, which is so fucking aweful that one would surmise that it has abortive qualities...which would be the best quality that comes to mind after drinking it.

That story Jake told me was so intense I just had to drink a bottle of Back-Alley Abortion.

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

vampire's alley

A bleeding vagina

I fucked her so hard blood poured out of her vampire's alley

by wiedman123 November 2, 2010