Shut up and drink your moonshine

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.

After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011

who died and made you boss

Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.

A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?

by funurbanfrontfont March 24, 2018

Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!

Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!

by kam75xx January 21, 2019

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

by Alec November 4, 2004

life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

by broken down March 6, 2007

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

by BenSav February 14, 2022