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Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"
Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.
by BillShaite April 16, 2004
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alprazoslamnesia

to get alprazoslammed and have no recollection of events the following morning. A benzodiazepine induced state of amnesia usually by way of XANAX.
Me: Mattie, what'd you do last night?

Mattie: I don't remember anything after getting crunk. I've got alprazoslamnesia bro!

Me: That's a good Friday night!
by Glizzy G March 6, 2007
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Alphabet rating

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.
In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.
by Leco January 23, 2009
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ALPCO

A Little Pee Came Out. Used with LOL, meaning I laughed out loud and a little pee came out.

On Friends, Monica replied "A little pee came out" when asked about a funny experience from the past.

Also referred to as "lizzing" on 30 Rock - laughing + whizzing
Where you still there when JB got the boys punched?

OMG! LOL ALPCO!!!
by mgb from CA May 25, 2009
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Alpha Chi Alpha

Alpha Chi Alpha is a huge bust.
by spinningmouse March 29, 2012
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Generation Alpha

Generation Alpha are the generation of children born between the early 2010s and mid 2020s (this is my estimate - not a confirmed fact). They are the Generation succeeding Generation Z, and preceding Generation Beta. They are normally the children of Millennials or older Generation Z. The oldest members of Generation Alpha may be children of Generation X. They are usually the grandchildren of baby boomers or older members of Gen X.

Unlike Gen Z, Generation Alpha will have no memory of the pre - smartphone era (this era began in about 2012). They have entertainment at their fingertips, since most adults now own a Netflix account.

They will have been educated in a different way to previous generations, since they have been aided by computer technology in most lessons for their entire life, unlike Generation Z, who will have recieved this partway through their school career.

They may be less cautious with hygiene than older generations, since they would have been too young to understand the Coronavirus when it happened, or they may not remember it at all.

This generation is, as of the time of writing this, too young to have culture, so it is hard to say what humour they will appreciate. However, with easy access to YouTube, just like Gen Z, they will probably develop a Random XD sense of humor (eg. The E or Hey 🅱️eter).
Generation Alpha will be the first generation to spend more than half of their childhood in the Post - Coronavirus Economy.
by BrickSpace September 26, 2020
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Dutch Alps

Guy 1: "Whoa! She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Meh. She's got dutch alps."
by X4nNu5 January 27, 2010
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