ak;fk

1. some of the buttons pressed on a keyboard when a hand is slammed down on it

2. the name of a file on your computer

You: ak;fk
Them: what?

File Name: ak;fk

by Your Name Heres May 18, 2011

AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry

by Richard Hasherpes September 22, 2022

Dirty AK

While performing sexual intercourse, you pull out an AK machine gun and ram into your partners butt whole while singing "I got the power"

Yo I need to clean my gun after doing a dirty ak on abby lastnight.

by Dirty AK June 23, 2023

Ak-ing

AK-ing is a very high level / A DJ AKADEMICS level of glaze/dick riding.

Bro ur AK-ing more than DJ AKADEMICS himself!!

by 1Raiko May 8, 2024

Ak

The Dutch abbreviation of ''AarderijksKunde'' (meaning = geography)

''Welk vak hebben we hierna? Ak''
translated: ''What subject do we have next? geography''

by Dahtsu June 12, 2018

Kermit With An AK-47

Its a sentence that only GigaChads and wise people use, it is a sing of peace, and union between people and memes, if you use this be proud of yourself, you are a certified Gigachad and a Madman.

So long, nerds.

-Hello bro, Kermit With An AK-47.
-Oh hi, Kermit With An AK-47, I see you are also a distinguished gentlemen, my chad brother.

by Luan0 July 12, 2022