AK 69

The act of a penis ejaculating small amounts of cum multiple times, like a AK 47 shooting
My man's dick was an AK 69
by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
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AK-47

Something that's before 47
The quiet kid pulled out his AK-47 and demolished the robbers.
by I thought I was funny January 3, 2023
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AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.
by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011
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AK 18 Games

AK 18 is the best Rainbow Six Siege YouTuber out there. With his 24 Subscriber, he is one of the greatest YouTuber of all time. His Videos are highly quality and amazing content. Subscribe now to AK 18 Games
by AK 18 May 9, 2019
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ak;fk

1. some of the buttons pressed on a keyboard when a hand is slammed down on it

2. the name of a file on your computer
You: ak;fk
Them: what?

File Name: ak;fk
by Your Name Heres May 18, 2011
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AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.
Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.
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My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.
Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.
by pepsimango July 21, 2024
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