Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.

Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...

by Yankster October 20, 2008

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Yacolt Yank

A term used when removing a stuck vehicle very aggressively, using a chain, cable or rope. Usually resulting in either the vehicle being removed or causing damage. Essentially the vehicle pulling will punch the gas while trying to remove the stuck one.

Randy got his Ford stuck in a ditch and I gave him the ol' Yacolt Yank to get him out !

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Yank

Adjective; describes something that is not good; bad; terrible

That tasted so yank

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Yank

Yank stands for “You ain’t never kidding.” This slang acronym is commonly used, especially in the southern region of the United States, when one agrees strongly with another’s comment.

Person 1: Pizza Hut buffet is bussin.

Person 2: Yank!

by Man o’ Word January 1, 2024

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