turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.
by ross turner November 12, 2007
by Jazzual June 15, 2012
DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022
attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.
by Padge1982 September 07, 2010
A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.
by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021
A condition affecting something from your youth (such as the live action Ninja Turtles movie) that you remember as being really cool, but upon revisitation, proves not to be very cool at all.
1. Is Crocodile Dundee actually a really good movie, or does it just have a high Turtles Factor?
2. I totally thought that Saved by the Bell was the greatest show ever, but then I wasted $80 on the DVD box set and it turned out to have a harsh Turtles Factor.
2. I totally thought that Saved by the Bell was the greatest show ever, but then I wasted $80 on the DVD box set and it turned out to have a harsh Turtles Factor.
by Adam&Sheila May 03, 2006
by Morty Nickels July 25, 2012