It is one of the most distorted music genres in the world of music. Most people on here say "I think its bad cuz its bad plus its bad cuz its bad." mainly because they listen to the douchebag posers that are played on the radio and get payed 120398123098 dollars for making a shitty song. In reality, most rap is shit because of posers, but, the old rap is good. 2pac is a good example of an actually good rapper. He is good because he actually knows how to conjugate. His songs have actual meaning. One of his songs is about how he is seeing many american soldiers die in a pointless war. Anyways, most rap is good but you cannot generalize it. I'd say 85% is shit posers or just terrible rappers and the rest is good rap. I like rock and rap though so don't think I'm one of those retards who feeds the fire.
by Intellectual Person June 17, 2010
Well-known and popular form of music. Rappers are people who want to get rich but can't sing, so they just talk fast and say it's 'beats.' A vast majority of rap is about hoes, drugs, drinking, more hoes, but a small variety isn't, which is generally of higher quality. Loved by teenage douchebags who think they're 'cool' by listening.
by ~WiS January 31, 2011
Rap~Retards Attempting Poetry.
More seriously, it's a combination of simple fast vocals choc-full of expletives and short beats.
More seriously, it's a combination of simple fast vocals choc-full of expletives and short beats.
by JennZorz April 22, 2006
The supposed definition of rap is "rhythm and poetry" which is particularly ironic since there is a complete lack of rhythm and poetry in this swill. It is also an insult of unspeakable proportions to classify it as music, which implies is has some resemblance to Mozart, Bach, Wagner, Beethoven and their contemporaries such as Otis Redding, The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, U2, etc, etc. Emo reeks of stale urine and donkey dumplings but nonethess is contains lyrics, sung by people and music produced by instruments played, albeit occassionally be people. Rap is characterized by one or more persons bellowing/yelling words usually completely out of synch with the accompanying sounds. Often rap contains no real lyrics, just profanity laden outbursts that are as a rule unintelligible. The content of this drivel is based around violence toward women, men, the handicapped and the elderly, the consumption of malt liquor, the ingestion of crack and degenerate acts with dead animals and week old donuts. Lets not forget the continual quest for "respect" by people who have none themselves and are the farthest thing from being deserved of any sort of respect. Often words that are not to be found in the dictionary or in the English language such as "gat" and "bling" and prevalant in this fecal matter masquerading as music.
Rappers and their fan base, ie, homies, gangstas, wannabes and the like, are known to have IQ levels substantially below what is considered the norm. The production of rap, and the enjoyment of rap requires absolutely no talent and or appreciation of. It has been stated before, but nonethess the greatest indicator of what rap really is, is that if you place the letter "c" in front of the word "rap" you arrive at "crap" which immediately invokes the image of a warm, fresh steaming turd which is the perfect representation of rap.
Rappers and their fan base, ie, homies, gangstas, wannabes and the like, are known to have IQ levels substantially below what is considered the norm. The production of rap, and the enjoyment of rap requires absolutely no talent and or appreciation of. It has been stated before, but nonethess the greatest indicator of what rap really is, is that if you place the letter "c" in front of the word "rap" you arrive at "crap" which immediately invokes the image of a warm, fresh steaming turd which is the perfect representation of rap.
A rusty orange 82 Chevy nova, filled with wannabe g's, sputters by blaring rap at a decibel level that dwarfs a 747 o n takeoff.
Lloyd: "jesus christ, what are those idiotic fools listening to?"
Freeman: "i think it was some of that rap, but it sounded more like a retard badger with rabies got on a karaoke machine."
Lloyd: "a nutless baboon with only eye could make better music that that."
Lloyd: "jesus christ, what are those idiotic fools listening to?"
Freeman: "i think it was some of that rap, but it sounded more like a retard badger with rabies got on a karaoke machine."
Lloyd: "a nutless baboon with only eye could make better music that that."
by Grande John November 08, 2006
I am white, I am a metal head. So why am I posting on Rap you ask? Well I DO hate MODERN Rap music, but let me tell you a story. Rap used to stand for something, used to have a message, used to be an art. now it is just Fake a$$ "Rappers" who go on a One/two beat and don't even spit Rymes or sensible subjects like standing up for what's right These days the only one I know advancing Rap is a mister "K.W" most contemporary rap is infact about "bangin' hoes" or "gettin' dat Paper" this isn't what rap should be it has the potential to be alot more then the sum of it's parts. It is important to know that. I may be hated by many but I don't really care, maybe someone will agree with me out there
by Skylo4593 June 20, 2009
retarded attempt of poetry (R.A.P), also known as gay-assed shit, sometimes thought as 'music' by the slow uneducated people who usually live in the ghetto
yo ma name is moe, ma best friend is joe, who beats up hoes, blah blah blah blah (a poor excuse of rap i just made up here on the spot)
by janet™ September 21, 2008
Vulgar and incoherent ghetto poetry usually set off to pre-programmed 'beats'. Or 99% of the musical content found in the 99% lacking in music air-time MTV network.
If I want to listen to something more pleasing than rap, I can just listen to the sound that comes out of the rear engine of a broken down pick-up truck.
by ringgoddess October 09, 2005