Jacob

Jew

Me: Let’s go out to eat!
Person: But that costs money.
Me: Oh, don’t be such a fucking Jacob!

by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018

Jacob

He is a gamer but not an epic one. He loves fortnite. Most likely friend zone you. He will show everyone how brave he is. He will make an peverted joke to a teacher.

this was just for a boy named jacob in my class bro.

by pssssssssssssssssse October 30, 2020

Jacob

jacob is the perfect person to call when you don’t want a dog anymore.he will eat it for a small price of 2,000,000 dollars.he is always hungry watch out.he also like black guys twerking

*jacob sees black guy*

Jacob: i wonder what you would look like twerking

by Black guy twerking November 28, 2018

Jacob

Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.

Jacob, come outside and play with us.

by John Salvich July 27, 2017

Jacob

A boy that's cool got a big dick. You never know he might jack off a lot may everynight or day. He's fit. Everyone wants to hangout with him. And he's funny.

Jacob is hot fucker who you can always rely on.

by The cool man June 22, 2018

Jacob

no one needs a jacob he is one of the biggest fuck boys on the planet ive dated a jacob and he fucked then dumped me and claims he has the biggest dick out there but is know that was a lie and jacob if you see this go fuck your self :) a jaocb thinks he knows everything but he really knows nothing he is stupid as hell

jacob is stupid

by emma stinngers May 15, 2018

jacob

A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.

Your such a jacob

by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016