Thomas

Thomas has a big dick. Thomas is a tough cunt. He works on a farm and doesn't give a fuck. A Thomas usually has brown hair and blue eyes. A Thomas is that one guy that makes every girl near him moist. A Thomas is ripped and fucks anything in his path. A Thomas favourite line is" what the cunt!" And also "fuck" is what he says for everything.

Girl one(amy): oi Eliza is that a Thomas over there?
Girl two(Eliza): fuck I'm moist.

Example 2.
One day I want to grow up like a fucking Thomas. I don't give a cunt coz I'm a thomas!

Example 3. A Thomas ordering food.
Cashier: hello Handsom man what would you like?

Thomas" FUCK"!

by Douglas0006969 November 29, 2019

Thomas

A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies

Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses

by YTAce December 20, 2019

Thomas

Tiny body, long legs
India

remy wants to devour thomas

by Dongle McIrish April 29, 2019

Thomas

A "Fingers in the Booty" as Bitch. Not to be confused with Kanye West.

Dude, you're being a real Thomas right now.

by ProfessorThiccccc April 2, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a mysterious person. You can find him doing anything. Thomas is very hard in bed and can enchant any girl with his looks. Thomas is a great boyfriend. Thomas is also a very funny person and makes memes that make so many people laugh. Thomas can also be smart at some points. But there is one thing about Thomas, he has so weird friends.

Thomas is very hot!

by Dr. Slime June 2, 2019

Thomas

The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.

Thomas has an amazing cock

by Nimabima June 3, 2019

Thomas

An insane human being who deserves nothing and no one in his life.He has very little to no friends at all. Everyone ignores/hates him because his anoyying ass never listens to people. He never follows instructions and always thinks of himself as a better person than everyone else.

Eww it's thomas, Run.

by YellowMagic1234 October 1, 2019