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story slut

When one only receive Snaps that a friend puts on their story. The person who sends the snaps to the Snap Slut usually only does so to boost their Snapchat score
Jake: It's seems like the only Snapchats I get from Jen are those she posts to her story.

Trevor: Bro, you're totally her Story Slut.

Alyssa: Jon really thinks I like him because I send him Snaps, but little does he know, he's just my Story Slut.

Ellen: You only have one Story Slut? I have three guys that think I'm in love with them, but they're too stupid to realize they're just my Story Sluts.
by PigBat May 15, 2017
mugGet the story slutmug.

Dean story

A story told by a coworker that has no real point, plot conversational value or interest. Typically told by coworkers named Dean.
Oh man, don’t bring that up again
Why?
Cuz it’s a Dean story
by Ctizzle_mi June 8, 2018
mugGet the Dean storymug.

Weiss Story

A long ,drawn out story that is very detailed but the conclusion is lack luster.
Your Story is a Weiss Story.
by Double_U February 23, 2017
mugGet the Weiss Storymug.

The Crowny Story

A myth pass down throughout Australian generations. Legend has it as ‘the greatest tale ever told’. Rumour has it first told by the Aussie icon that is ‘Beard’
Mate that story is not The crowny story, I wouldn’t waste a page in your journal for that one
by WhatThe13 August 18, 2019
mugGet the The Crowny Storymug.

syp story

A conversational story, in which the listener questions, "What's the point?" And "Did they just loose their train of thought and stop talking?" Conversely, the teller feels like they told a good relevant story with a proper ending.
Dude, what are you talking about, are you trying to tell a syp story?
by Sharp Stick July 19, 2016
mugGet the syp storymug.

Catie Story

A typically long, drawn out story meant to be funny but always ending up with no punchline and awkward silence
by Tombuzzz January 11, 2018
mugGet the Catie Storymug.

bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.
A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."
by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008
mugGet the bread storymug.

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