munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'

Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."

by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021

Nautical Munched

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

ill munch

Some delicious fucking shit, typically a fast food.

"Dude that party was fucking sick, but I'm starving now. Who's up for some ill munch?"

by illmaster5000 December 30, 2009

Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.

"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"

by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013

Munch with benefits

Munch with benefits: something that randy is not, often confused for the term munch.

randy: I am a Munch with benefits
us: no youre not thats not how it works.

by wandy candy November 10, 2022

Boo-munch

A person who is a bummer, makes people frustrated, and is never fun. This person does not relize that they suck. They think that what they are doing is for the best but it really just upsets people.

Girl 1: "Sorry my mom says i have to finish my homework. i cant come over"

Girl 2: "she is such a boo-munch!"

by S.Valentine<3 July 1, 2011

fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022