Milf

Man, I love frogs :)

Jerry: "hey Tom ready to go hiking?"
Tom: "....milf...."
Jerry: "what?"
Tom: "just thinkin bout frogs :)"

by KikoKasai July 31, 2021

milf

man I love folklore

(reference to taylor swift album, one of the top 9 albums ever written)

oh milf!

by dotsie daises May 22, 2021

MILF

um… sweetie, why? uh anyways a milf is… uh…a hot mom ig-

“Bakugo’s mom is a milf”

by bakibakiniore__ June 19, 2021

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

milf

Machoist
Igloo-
Licking
Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

by milady February 4, 2005

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007