Long Idiot

Any kind of snake.

Frank is a long idiot.

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022

Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.

Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.

by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022

Long S

A old English letter used to add ſ instead of the letter s

Me: hey
Friend: what?
Me: what is this symbol ſ?
Friend: oh that’s long s, it used to add long s instead of the letter s.
Me: cool

by þe olde shoppe July 15, 2022

Long Fork

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

by GavinT May 5, 2008

Long wave

A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.

There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.

by gccradioscience October 30, 2008

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018

long sentence

A string of words that go on far longer than they need to.

That's a long sentence, holy shippo.

by BigDickAshel June 20, 2016