1 - When you rammin her and you "accidentally slip(fukkin liar)" and hit her in the sphincter with ya kong dong more then once.
2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.
2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.
My hoe bag won't let me cock smash her backside dark vortex, so I keep playing bumper holes to try and push the issues.
That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.
That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.
by Vortakai August 26, 2017
Get the Bumper Holemug. Affliction of the anal ring, often induced by not changing boxers for several days, or often follows a trip to the toilet after a night on the beer.
Leads to uncomfort from itching to hindering walking.
Leads to uncomfort from itching to hindering walking.
"Ah man I just dominated the toilet, but i feel i could have ayerie hole after it"
"Hey pass me the cream, I've ayerie hole"
"Hey pass me the cream, I've ayerie hole"
by Martak Meanianski July 30, 2009
Get the ayerie holemug. any thing advantageous one keeps hidden until the right moment to use it. This is a play on playing cards, in which the Ace is the highest ranking card.
by Tarrell Bets January 23, 2004
Get the Ace in the Holemug. When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the holes eyemug. by EvilDoer999 April 9, 2019
Get the Die in a holemug. When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.
After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.
by Mikesbigass December 25, 2014
Get the crust holemug. The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.
It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019
Get the crisis of the holemug.