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Doctor Gowt

Medical professional trained in the detection and treatment of ailments of the toe, specifically gout; ability to research best treatment via their personal compendium on WebMD.net; fantastic bedside manner providing handwritten sentiments to all patients under their care.
“I hurt my toe so my assistant immediately called Doctor Gowt. He gave me a chocolate bar and a note with hearts over the i’s”.
by DocMcQuack August 17, 2021
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Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".
Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."
by Burnz32 October 20, 2011
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Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.
"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"
by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019
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Doctor Obscure

An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.
Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.
by Sitka-C May 26, 2009
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Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker
Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.
by spamania August 31, 2007
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The 12th Doctor

The 12th Doctor is from a TV Series Doctor Who, and he is played by Peter Capaldi. The 12th Doctor is a time traveler, which he uses his TARDIS to time travel, just like many other doctors. The 12th Doctor originated from the planet Gallifrey.
Have you seen the show Doctor Who? Well, my favorite doctor in that show is the 12th Doctor, played by Peter Capaldi!
by TeamPaydayTypicalColors2 March 4, 2017
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weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.
Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.
by timbotron March 19, 2021
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