Butter-Drummed

When a person farts with their naked butt on another persons bare skin(such as a leg), creating a clapping sound.

The intruder came from behind, choking me, so I Butter-Drummed his leg.

by Harmbiscuit May 18, 2022

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Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015

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butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.

Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.

by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016

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Butter window

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.

Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window

by toasty-mm November 9, 2010

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gunt butter

the cheesy, oily substance found in the fold underneath the gunt. it is manufactured by the body to trap any unwanted intruders, such as dust mites, crabs, and serial gunt rapists. it can also be used to oil bicycle chains and makes an excellent spread.

"honey, we're out of margarine!"
"i'll be right there with the gunt butter!"

"holy frogshit! the war in iraq hasn't made us any money in the oil economy at all!"
"looks like we'll have to corner the gunt butter market.."

by weird e December 28, 2005

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