Susan Shua Moua

Susan Shua Moua is the best thing that could ever happen to you. She will always take care of you, love you, feed you, and she will be the best girlfriend ever! Having Susan Shua Moua is like having a mermaid or a unicorn because youll only see them once!!!

I love you Susan Shua Moua!

by ttt14 January 25, 2013

brown eyed susan

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.

Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!

by toic June 20, 2009

The Susan Boyle Effect

When something terrible surprises you when it turns out to be mediocre, thereby juxtaposing the aforementioned terrible something making it appear brilliant.

Susan Boyle is a fugly man-woman. Her singing voice, however, is very average. Because she is so damn ugly, this surprised everyone into thinking her singing voice was angelic. It isn't.

Steve: The Wizard of Oz was a great film...

James: No it isn't. It just appears that way because it was made in a period when all other films were in black and white.

Steve: Aah, the Susan Boyle Effect!

by Acoustic JB October 9, 2009

Susan B. Anthony

a sexual act in which a man humps a woman's leg while his penis is in an erect state while wearing clothes; dry humping of the leg; to perform such an act; sometimes abbreviated as SBA.

"The date was going okay until we started making out and he totally Susan B. Anthonied me!"

"If I never get another Susan B. Anthony it will be too soon!"

by Megan Reid July 31, 2006

Lazy Susan

The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.

I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 22, 2009

Lazy Susan

Tea bagging someone while they are passed out in a barcalounger.

Either Ted had a long day at work or drank too much. Phil Lazy Susan'd his ass last night when he got home and took a picture with his camera phone. Check out his facebook.

by VersaceSomebodyShotME February 5, 2009

Susan's gammy leg

a bad ache, making you shout nonsense comments such as "Ah the bugger!" this will give pain in the leg, leaving the owner unable to walk to morris. The owner will also want items such as cigs fetching.

ooh it does hurt, this leg of mine!

ah you've got Susan's gammy leg!

by Warren Mortimer April 30, 2008