nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005

goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

by Jason January 1, 2004

goober slut

A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.

Eat my goob you little Goober slut!

by nathan hute June 29, 2006

goober butt

ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with

"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"

by jame_the_blame December 12, 2005

goober luber

Dick sucker.

She/he is a goober luber.

by CTyler March 16, 2014

Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

by Doucheperier February 19, 2010