edgy alcoholic

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.

Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic

by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020

Alcohol d.j

The type of d.j. at a nightclub mostly full of underage people who’s music only sounds good after you’ve had a few drinks

Oh my god I hate being the sober friend, this bar is full of alcohol d.j’s

by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018

Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.

I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!

by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013

Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.

“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”

by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019

seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"

by shoot2grill January 17, 2016

chronic alcoholic

An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.

John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.

by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013

horny for alcohol

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol

Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown

by Kel10 April 2, 2021