U-lock Justice

Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.

After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.

by turdsworth November 22, 2011

Dummy lock

To use a padlock in a manner in which it appears to be closed, but in fact, is still open.

Hey, I don't have my key, so just dummy lock it so I can open the shed later.

by angry chocolate. February 9, 2014

caps lock harry

Using caps lock text in order to convey serious anger, outrage, sadness or grief. origin: Harry Potter and his outrageous CAPS LOCK YELLING throughout the series, but particularly in book 5.

john: i don't think we should see each other any more
jane: WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE, YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
john: woah settle down, don't go all caps lock harry on me.

by mofee November 10, 2009

Auf Lock

A short german sentence that expresses that you do something really casually

Let’s go to the mall auf lock.
Lass uns auf lock in die Mall gehen.

by nqlan August 21, 2023

shit on lock

Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.

Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."

by Michael Rizzuto May 3, 2008

Aether Lock

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, being caught under a stage's edge While using by using Ike's move "Aether"

Paul: SHIT, I woulda beat you if i hadn't gotten Aether Locked!
Carl: Yeah yeah, you just suck

by Xiaoran March 22, 2008

jock-lock

The situation where one is tied up in one's own jock while wearing it. Leg straps and waistband are stretched and twisted around arms and legs and sometimes, the cup portion is pulled up over the head. Usually seen in high school locker rooms where wrestlers and/or football players hang out. Is used as a noun or as a verb.

Also used to describe the locking of somebody's legs by bending them back and slipping the ankles up through the underwear leg hole or twisting the waistband down over the shoe.

During wrestling practice, they grabbed Ron and in disbelief he struggled as they quickly jock-locked him, wrapping him up in his own athletic supporter like a spider trusses up a fly before leaving him on the floor curled into a helpless, cursing ball.

by Nnanji January 4, 2005