sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Virgin Bread

(n). Bread that has never been caressed by human hands nor soiled by toppings.

"Nobody has tainted the virgin bread."

by BigBallFuckers August 29, 2018

Twistin the Bread

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012

bread batch

It’s just Polaris bro

My opponent polaris. For example, Floyd Mayweather’s opponent ‘small’, except, The Bread Batch’s opponent ‘Polaris’.

by Anonymous Bread Batcher August 4, 2021

broke bread

To share, to split, to divide

"Bitch, I broke bread with you! I don't owe you nothin!"

by Unghetto December 13, 2014

bread bones

The crust left behind after eating the still edible inside part of a piece of garlic bread that has been toasted for too long.

"Dude, you want my bread bones? I'm just gonna throw them away if you don't want them."

by lime85 May 6, 2009

Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015