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Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.
Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.
by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014
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The Week of Karma

The week of August 12th, 2018 when karma did its due diligence and exposed all of Jeffree's ex-friends.

Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.

Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.

Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Jeffree: "I'm really gonna need someone in the government to write down this week as THE WEEK OF KARMA"
by JefYuzKat August 18, 2018
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Karma hog

someone who Post a Post on Reddit that keeps getting Reddit karma. expecially if the post makes no sense.
u/Drumdevil86 is such a karma hog.
by JEAFCommander March 31, 2019
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karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.
"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."
by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011
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Karma Akabane

Karma Akabane is a rather popular character from the anime and manga, ansatsu Kyoushitsu or assassination classroom. He has been shown to be one of the most popular amongst the random, including Gakushuu Asano and Nagisa Shiota.
That Karma Akabane quote though!

OMG!! He's so Karma Akabane!!
by Anime-trash February 5, 2017
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Gig Karma

The notion that by being active/inactive in your local music scene it may or may not influence your own success in it. This refers specifically to musicians and particularly to the ones who mope at home all day crapping on about how bad the scene is and how it never gets anywhere, this in turn brings the scene down because of a lack of participants.
Guy1: How come they get so many gigs?
Guy2: Their members leave the house occasionally to go and hang with other bands and make contacts.
Guy1: That's gay, I'm too brutal and metal for that gay stuff.
Guy2: That's some bad gig karma
by Brutal_Softy January 13, 2010
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karma viva

Karma Viva- defined as combination of a celebration of life , A welcoming salutation and a positively focused energy with acceptance for all alive! Karma viva is the art form of sound MUSIC & Instruments starting with your heart and turntables and Using tough times as our canvas & music to channel a strength we create and present our vision in life to heal through the Brand called Karma Viva - salute xoxo music for all
Karma Viva ,celebrate,cheers,good,bad,live,laugh,love,pay it forward,true self ,honesty,realism,music,dance.
by Female Djs about respect February 8, 2014
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