Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

0 rizz
0 bitches
But VERY handsome (such a cutie) 😍
very raspy and high pitched voice but pristine singer

Girl 1: did you see that boy flapping his arms around today?
Girl 2: yes it must have been bird
Bird: of course it was me ladies
Both Girls: get away from us you´re Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

by elitespammer June 2, 2022

Bird

My friends name, she's a simp for Alan walker lol lol bird is a nice girl she's tOo sweet and like yeah shes my friend lol lol

A reason for the name bird

by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

Letting the birds out

When a big assed girl (especially those named Susan) lets their fucking rangoon filled tits out for all to see. Done especially in swimming pools and at nude beaches.

Man: Oh fuck! Is she really gonna do it?!
Other man: She’s really gonna fucking do it! She’s letting the birds out!
Susan: Hey boys, want some rangoon loaded fuckers!?

by HandyDandyJandy June 5, 2022

Bird

Animal that Goes flap flap

Birds are animals

by I_am_poggers December 10, 2021

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

Cat bird’s kitten

Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.

Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)

After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”

by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021